She's JV to your varsity
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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