never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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