quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't turn off my feet"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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