Sry I called you an 8
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
