I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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