In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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