Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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