I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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