I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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