So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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