If i come over, it means nothing
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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