so explain again why im purple
no
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just googled if crying burns calories
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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