Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sorry about my life...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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