why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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