That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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