Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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