I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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