brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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