just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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