I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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