no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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