so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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