Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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