He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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