Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Drunk is not a location!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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