But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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