no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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