Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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