She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
