I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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