Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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