How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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