This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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