sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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