that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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