i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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