You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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