I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i think im in europe. pls send help
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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