I will die if light touches me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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