Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Randomize
