i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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