im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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