Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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