New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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