how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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