I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Houston, we have a blender
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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