I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think people are normalizing furries
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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