So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He did a backflip because drugs
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