Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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