Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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